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Aug 23, 2014 / 298,526 notes
carapherxelia:

The Wonder Years - Passing Through A Screen Door [video credit]
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carapherxelia:

The Wonder Years - Passing Through A Screen Door [video credit]

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Aug 23, 2014 / 142,914 notes
At what point do you take girls out of school altogether because boys can’t handle it?
Parent of a female teen whose school banned leggings (via onlinegf)

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  • Jesus: It's important to help those less fortunate than you. Treat them as your brother.
  • Christian Conservatives: *hurriedly turn the page*
Cigarettes burn and alcohol kills but then again so do your words
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tsunamiwavesurfing:

i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle

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  • Satan: [appears]
  • Satan: You can have anything you wan--
  • Me: LANGUAGE.
  • Satan: What?
  • Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
  • Satan: What the--?
  • Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
  • Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
  • Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.
Aug 23, 2014 / 304,203 notes

amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

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Aug 23, 2014 / 264,879 notes

coagulates:

the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality 

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Aug 23, 2014 / 746,858 notes

chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up
Aug 23, 2014 / 227,611 notes

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

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Aug 23, 2014 / 293,068 notes

Anonymous said: You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.

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iguanamouth:

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I fucking lost it here

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